Bill: No, kiddo. At this moment this is me at my most masochistic.
The Bride: It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
The Bride: To get even, even-Steven, I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square.
Vernita Green: So when do we do this?
The Bride: It all depends. When do you want to die?
The Bride: When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.
Hattori Hanzo: [in japanese] For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat, the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress a human emotion and compassion, kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.
Earl McGraw: Hay-colored hair, big eyes...she's a little blood-splattered angel.
Elle Driver: I might never have liked you. Point in fact, I despise you. But that shouldn't suggest that I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury that our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.
Bill: We've done a lot of things to this lady. And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more.
Elle Driver: Word of advice, shithead. Don't you ever wake up.
Buck: My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
The Bride: "Pussy Wagon". Fucker.
The Bride: Wiggle your big toe.
The Bride: When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other that not only does God exist, you're doing his will.
The Bride: But on that day four years ago she made one big mistake.
She should have killed 10.
Hattori Hanzo: [in japanese] If you were General, I'd be emperor and you'd still get the sake. So shut up and get the sake.
Hattori Hanzo: [in japanese] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
The Bride: [in japanese] I need Japanese steel.
Hattori Hanzo: [in japanese] Why do you need Japanese steel?
The Bride: [in japanese] I have vermin to kill.
Hattori Hanzo: You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
The Bride: Huge.
The Bride: I didn't say "sell me." I said "give me."
Hattori Hanzo: [in japanese] I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey you should encounter God, God will be cut.
O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
The Bride: One ticket to Tokyo please.
The Bride: [in japanese] O- Ren Ishii! You and I have unfinished business!
The Bride: Go Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress.
But I beg you. Walk away.
Go Go Yubari: [in japanese] You call that begging? You can beg better than that.
O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kind of did.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit.
The Bride: Trix are for...
O-Ren Ishii: Kids.
The Bride: This is what you get for fucking around with yakuzas!
The Bride: [in japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.
O-Ren Ishii: [in japanese] Swords however, never get tired.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords.
You may not be able to fight like a samurai but you can at least die like a samurai.
O-Ren Ishii: [in japanese] That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.
The Bride: As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.
Hattori Hanzo: [in japanese] Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest. And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in.