Quotes
 


Ordell Robbie: They advertise this TEC-9 as the most popular gun in American crime. Can you believe that shit? It actually says that in the booklet that comes with it. "The most popular gun in American crime". Like they’re proud of that shit.


Ordell Robbie: AK-47 the very best there is! When you absolutely positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes!


Ordell Robbie: Girl, don’t make me put my foot in your ass.


Melanie: Shit, I’m impressed!


Ordell Robbie: You know, man, I hate to be the kind of nigger that do a nigger a favour then "bam!", hit the nigger up for a favour in return. But I gots to be that kind of nigger.


Beaumont Livingston: I got a problem with small places.
Ordell Robbie: I got a problem to spend $10 000 on ungrateful niggers to get them out of jail but I did it.


Louis Gara: Who was that?
Ordell Robbie: That's Beaumont.
Louis Gara: Who's Beaumont?
Ordell Robbie: An employee I had to let go.
Louis Gara: What'd he do?
Ordell Robbie: He put hisself in a position where he was gonna have to do ten years in prison. That's what he did. And if you know Beaumont you know there ain't no goddamn way he can do ten years. If you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doin' them ten years, includin' tellin' the federal government any and every motherfucking thing about my black ass. Now, that, my friend, is a clear-cut case of him or me and you best believe it ain't gonna be me.


Ordell Robbie: I didn't hear you wash your hands...


Ordell Robbie: Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont's brains out.
Oh, shit! That shit rhymes! Blew Beaumont's brains out!


Max Cherry: Why does it have to be dark?
Jackie Brown: Because it looks like I just got out of jail, that's why.


Ordell Robbie: You gonna thank me?
Jackie Brown: For what?
Ordell Robbie: Who the hell do you think got your ass out of jail?
Jackie Brown: The same guy that put my ass in jail. Thanks a lot.


Ordell Robbie: Is that what I think it is?
Jackie Brown: What do you think it is?
Ordell Robbie: I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick.


Jackie Brown: If I have to tell you to shut up one more time, I’m gonna shut you up.


Max Cherry: Who is this?
Jackie Brown: The Delfonics.
Max Cherry: It's nice.


Max Cherry: I bet that, except for possibly an afro, you look exactly the way you did at 29.
Jackie Brown: Well, my ass ain’t the same...
Max Cherry: Bigger?
Jackie Brown: Yeah.


Jackie Brown: And if I lose this job, I gotta start all over again and I ain’t got nothing to start over with. I'll be stuck with whatever I can get and that shit is more scary than Ordell.


Ordell Robbie: Goddamn, girl. You getting high already? It's just two o' clock.
Melanie: It's that late?
Ordell Robbie: You smoke too much of that shit. That shit's gonna rob you of your ambition.
Melanie: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.


Louis Gara: I'm just... getting old. I can't smoke or laugh now without coughing.
Melanie: Coughing's good. It opens up the capillaries. You know, when you cough, you’re pulling air... in this case, smoke into parts of the lungs that don't normally get used. And so, coughing's good. It gets you higher.


Melanie: Wanna fuck?


Ordell Robbie: Damn! I bet you come in here on a Saturday night you need nigger repellant to keep them motherfuckers off your ass!


Louis Gara: But, like, you know, what is she to you?
Ordell Robbie: You know, she's just one of the bitches I got set up.
I got Mel over in Hermosa Beach and I rent this little place for Simone over in Compton where you're staying and about four blocks away I got this young 19-year-old country girl named Sheronda. I found her on the bus stop two days out of Georgia. Barefoot, country as a chicken coop.
Took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.
Louis Gara: She believed you?
Ordell Robbie: Hell, yeah! To her dumb country ass Compton is Hollywood. Closest she's ever been, anyway.


Jackie Brown: You send some hardheaded rock whore up here and she...
Ordell Robbie: Hey, hey, hey, hey! She ain’t gonna be no rock whore!


Jackie Brown: If you had the chance, unemployed now, to walk away with a half million dollars...would you take it?


Jackie Brown: I put a cherry on top. Booh-yah!
Melanie: Thanks.


Melanie: All right, you got it. Take a chill pill, for chrissake.
Louis Gara: Fuck you and your chill pill!


Melanie: Jesus, but if you two aren't the biggest pair of fuckups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? Hey, when you robbed banks, did you have to look for your car then too? No wonder you went to jail.


Louis Gara: I mean it. Don't say one fuckin' word, okay?
Melanie: Okay, Louis.


Ordell Robbie: Is she dead?
Louis Gara: I... I... Pretty much.
Ordell Robbie: What do you mean "pretty much", Louis? That ain't no fuckin' answer! Yes or no. Is she dead?
Louis Gara: I... I think so.
Ordell Robbie: You think so? Tell me Louis. Is she...
Louis Gara: She's dead. She's dead.


Ordell Robbie: What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.


Ordell Robbie: Goddamn, girl... How you live like this?
Raynelle: Like what?
Ordell Robbie: Like this! This some repugnant shit!


Ordell Robbie: My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumb ass.


Ordell Robbie: Hey, look at me when I’m talkin' to you, motherfucker.


Jackie Brown: I'll send you a postcard.
Max Cherry: Will you?
Jackie Brown: I sure will, partner.