Col. Hans Landa: Monsieur, to both your family and your cows I say "Bravo."
Col. Hans Landa: Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast,
it would be that of the rat.
Col. Hans Landa: [Frase presente solo nella sceneggiatura originale] What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none. And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.
Col. Hans Landa: Au revoir, Shosanna!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps.
Adolf Hitler: Who and what is a Private Butz?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Your status as a Nazi killer is stilI amateur. We all come here to see if you want to go pro.
Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. We in the killing Nazi business and, cousin, business is a-booming!
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: Fuck you! And your Jew dogs!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that.
Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get
to going to the movies. Donny!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz:Yeah?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Got us a German here who wants to die for country! Oblige him!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Did you get that for killing Jews?
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: Bravery.
Lt. Aldo Raine: So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that.
Lt. Aldo Raine: You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? Practice.
Shosanna Dreyfus: If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy.
Joseph Goebbels: It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically. American Olympic gold can be measured in Negro sweat.
Col. Hans Landa: Wait for the cream.
Col. Hans Landa: I did have something else I wanted to ask you.
But right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is.
Oh well, must not have been important.
Shosanna Dreyfus: Because Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film just for the Nazis.
General Ed Fenech: Drink?
Lt. Archie Hicox: If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water.
Winston Churchill: You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game.
Well, compared to say, Louis B. Mayer, how's he doing?
General Ed Fenech: Basically, we have all our rotten eggs in one basket. The objective of Operation Kino, blow up the basket.
Lt. Archie Hicox: I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles.
Lt. Aldo Raine: You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties.
Number one being, you're fighting in a basement.
Eric: Frau von Hammersmark, your wish is my command.
Bridget von Hammersmark: Now the next piece of information is colossal. Try not to overreact.
Bridget von Hammersmark: Herr Major, if my word means anything, I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said. He does hail from the bottom of the Piz Palü, he was in the film and his brother is far more handsome than he.
Lt. Archie Hicox: Someone has to carry her lighter.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: Am I the story of the Negro in America?
Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki: No.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: Well then I must be King Kong.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: Did you hear that? That was the sound of my Walther
pointed right at your testicles.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: Because you've just given yourself away, Captain.
You're no more German than that scotch.
Lt. Archie Hicox: Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: By all means, Captain.
Lt. Archie Hicox: There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch. Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily...I must say, damn good stuff, sir.
Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. It's called suspicious.
Bridget von Hammersmark: You speak German better than your friends? No. Have I been shot? Yes! I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon.
Bridget von Hammersmark: I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants. But I see your point.
Bridget von Hammersmark: I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language than English?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant.
Pfc. Omar Ulmer: I don't speak Italian.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut.
In fact, why don't you start practicing right now?
Col. Hans Landa: "To Max, with love." Bridget von Hammersmark.
Shosanna Dreyfus: You either do what the fuck we tell you or I'll bury this axe in your collaborating skull.
Col. Hans Landa: So what's happened to your lovely leg? A by-product of kicking ass in the German cinema, no doubt.
Col. Hans Landa: What's that American expression? "If the shoe fits, you must wear it. "
Col. Hans Landa: You're now in the hands of the SS. My hands to be exact.
Pfc. Smithson Utivich: What do you mean the Little Man?
Col. Hans Landa: Germans' nickname for you.
Pfc. Smithson Utivich: The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man?
Col. Hans Landa: And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. I mean, you're a little fellow but not circus-midget little as your reputation would suggest.
Col. Hans Landa: That's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? That's a bingo?
Lt. Aldo Raine: We just say Bingo.
Col. Hans Landa: Bingo! How fun!
Pvt Fredrick Zoller: Who wants to send a message to Germany?
Shosanna Dreyfus: I have a message for Germany. That you are all going to die.
Shosanna Dreyfus: My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and this is the face of Jewish vengeance.
Lt. Aldo Raine: You know something, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.