Dicky Speck: Who's that stumblin' around in the dark? State your business or prepare to get winged.
Dr. King Schultz: Good cold evening gentlemen, I'm looking for a pair of slave traders that go by the name of the Speck Brothers.
Dr. King Schultz: And in the odd chance there are any Astronomy aficionados amongst you the North Star is... that one.
Dr. King Schultz: Let me get this straight: Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda von Shaft?
Betina: So you're really free?
Betina: You mean, you wanna dress like that ?
Django: I like the way you die, boy.
Dr. King Schultz: Where's Ellis?
Django: He's the one hightailin' it across that field right now.
Dr. King Schultz: You sure that's him?
Dr. King Schultz: Positive?
Django: I dunno.
Dr. King Schultz: You don't know if you're positive?
Django: I don't know what positive means.
Dr. King Schultz: It means you're sure.
Dr. King Schultz: Yes, what?
Django: Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle.
I'm positive he's dead.
Big Daddy: Damn. I can't see fucking shit out of this thing.
Bag Head #2: Did anyone bring an extra bag? I ripped mine...
Unnamed Baghead: No, nobody brought an extra bag!
Bag Head #2: I'm just asking...
Leonide Moguy: And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mister Candie.
Dr. King Schultz: Hmm, si c'est cela qu'il préfère.
Leonide Moguy: He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.
Calvin Candie: Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.
Amerigo Vassepi: What's your name?
Amerigo Vassepi: Can you spell it?
Django: D, J, A, N, G, O. The 'D' is silent.
Amerigo Vassepi: I know.
Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.
Calvin Candie: I'm curious, what makes you such a mandingo expert?
Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious.
Calvin Candie: He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?
Django: In my world, you gotta get dirty. So that's what I'm doing. I'm getting dirty.
Django: You better listen to your boss, white boy.
Billy Crash: Oh, I'ma go walkin' in the moonlight with you.
Django: You wanna hold my hand?
Stephen: Hildi 'in the hot box.
Calvin Candie: Well what's she doin' there?
Stephen: What you think she doin' there, in the hot box? She been punished!
Calvin Candie: Well what did she do?
Stephen: She run off again.
Calvin Candie: Jesus Christ, Stephen! How many people run away while I was gone?
Calvin Candie: Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen, and you, you old decrepit bastard are to show them every hospitality. You understand that?
Calvin Candie: Where is my beautiful sister? There she is!
Dr. King Schultz: Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic.
Dr. King Schultz: You silver tongued devil, you.
Dr. King Schultz: By the way, why is he called Eskimo Joe?
Calvin Candie: Oh, you never know how these nigger nicknames get started. His name was Joe, maybe one day he said he was cold, who knows?
Dr. King Schultz: Oh Monsieur Candie, you can't imagine what it's like
not to hear you native tongue in four years.
Calvin Candie: Well hell, I can't imagine two weeks in Boston.
Stephen: Why is you lying to me?
Broomhilda: I ain't.
Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?
Broomhilda: You scaring me.
Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?
Broomhilda: Because you're scary.
Stephen: They're doin' it cause that nigger Django's in love with Hildi.
She probably his wife. Now, why that German give a fuck who that uppity son-of-a-bitch is in love with, I'm sure I don't know.
Calvin Candie: Those lyin' goddamn time wastin' sonsabitches. Sonsabitches!
Calvin Candie: Broomhilda here is my property.
And I can chose to do with my property whatever I so desire!
Dr. King Schultz: Could you please stop playing Beethoven?
Dr. King Schultz: Mister Candie. Normally, I would say "auf wiedersehen."
But since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "till I see you again," and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say good bye.
Dr. King Schultz: Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Billy Crash: Cock a doodle doo, nigger.
Django: Ya'll are gonna be together with Calvin in the "by-and-by" just a bit sooner then ya'll expected.
Django: Now, all o'you black folks, I suggest you get away from all these white folks. Not you Steven. You're right where you belong.
Billy Crash: D-jango, you black son of a bitch!
Django: The "D" is silent, hillbilly.
Django: Uh, Cora, before you go, would you tell Miss Lara goodbye?
Cora: Do- do what now?
Django: I said tell Miss Lara goodbye.
Cora: Bye miss Lara.
Stephen: I count six shots, nigger.
Django: I count two guns, nigger.
Stephen: Django, you uppity son of a... !
Django: Hey, little troublemaker.
Dr. King Schultz: You know what they're going to call you ? The fastest gun in the South.